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Post i tell you the pastors wives are gonna give an account Bound For Beaulah
Hallajuah anyhow
i tell you tha truth its a shame and disgrace the way the pastors wives are running there household and not lettin the pastor lead
my former pastor bless his heart
he was so sad that i left the church but his wife was always given me the looks from torment everytime i wuld come and start shoutin during singing it got back to me that she would roll her eyes
well honey im not gonna stop shoutin cause you like ole dead church religion
praise GOD my savior is worth praisen. you just come and set on a pew dead as a doornail
well its so ANYHOW. also she tells the pastor what to preach
i believe JEzabel has taken hold of this church
im prayin for the pastors eyes to be open
one night i was testifyin about how i praise God that my hair was still long and has never been cut and its was Gods glory well she stood up right after me and said well Beaulah everyone has to cut thier hair or it will fall out WHAT.. o no sir ree bob you dont . that is what the devil makes you think

Holiness or HELL anyhow

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12/18/16 5:05 pm
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Post Re: i tell you the pastors wives are gonna give an account Old Time Country Preacher
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
its a shame and disgrace the way the pastors wives are running there household and not lettin the pastor lead



Sister Beulah, could you talk to momma fer the ole timer? Momma has been tryin to usurp the ole timer's authority an wantin me to stop preachin on holiness.		 Acts-pert Poster
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12/18/16 11:18 pm
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Post Re: i tell you the pastors wives are gonna give an account bonnie knox
Might be time for a new season.

Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
its a shame and disgrace the way the pastors wives are running there household and not lettin the pastor lead



Sister Beulah, could you talk to momma fer the ole timer? Momma has been tryin to usurp the ole timer's authority an wantin me to stop preachin on holiness.
[Insert Acts Pun Here]
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12/18/16 11:22 pm
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Bound For Beaulah wrote:
well Beaulah everyone has to cut thier hair or it will fall out WHAT.. o no sir ree bob you dont .


Did you make a pun....hair.....bob?
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12/19/16 10:49 am
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Post the catch-all "bob" bonnie knox
...the ornament for the ear
...the act of cutting one's hair
...the person who couldn't swim in the baptismal pool		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Re: i tell you the pastors wives are gonna give an account Bound For Beaulah
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
its a shame and disgrace the way the pastors wives are running there household and not lettin the pastor lead



Sister Beulah, could you talk to momma fer the ole timer? Momma has been tryin to usurp the ole timer's authority an wantin me to stop preachin on holiness.


ole time precher has she lost contact with God? im praying for her
brother lead yore house and keep preaching holiness

Holiness or Hell

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12/22/16 9:44 pm
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Post Re: i tell you the pastors wives are gonna give an account diakoneo
Link wrote:
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
well Beaulah everyone has to cut thier hair or it will fall out WHAT.. o no sir ree bob you dont .


Did you make a pun....hair.....bob?


Laughing

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Post Re: i tell you the pastors wives are gonna give an account Old Time Country Preacher
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
Old Time Country Preacher wrote:
Bound For Beaulah wrote:
its a shame and disgrace the way the pastors wives are running there household and not lettin the pastor lead



Sister Beulah, could you talk to momma fer the ole timer? Momma has been tryin to usurp the ole timer's authority an wantin me to stop preachin on holiness.


ole time precher has she lost contact with God? im praying for her
brother lead yore house and keep preaching holiness

Holiness or Hell

Beaulah



Thank ya fer the prayers, Miss Beaulah.		 Acts-pert Poster
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12/23/16 3:01 am
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