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| bonnie knox wrote: | | You can have different makes of guns. You could have a Todd Bentley special that has a lot of kick. You can have a Benny Hinn automatic which makes it easy to knock them down again when they start to get back up. |
You would have to change barrels for Hinn. One that loads and fires Coats. |
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6/7/17 9:04 pm
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| bonnie knox wrote: | You know how the Puritans (or whoever, don't remember for sure) used to use a feather on a stick to keep people awake during service.
There has to be a way to modify that system so that it is done with a projectile from the platform. |
I heard they poked them with a long stick. The feather sounds more humane. Maybe poking or nose-tickling was up to the usher. It would have made sense to stay on the usher's good side.
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Some preachers could fill a water gun with sugar water and sugar coat the congregation to match their preaching.
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6/8/17 10:32 pm
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Ole Timer can follow that up with a supply of bees from the Gum Holler Acme Bee Business.
| Link wrote: | | Some preachers could fill a water gun with sugar water and sugar coat the congregation to match their preaching. |
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