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Post Baptist Kids Learn Exciting Account Of Jesus Turning Water Into Grape Juice (L) Dave Dorsey
https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-kids-learn-exciting-account-jesus-turning-water-grape-juice [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Cojak
Well hallelujah, that will make many people happy. Next will be how He taught how to preserve the grape juice through the whole year! Shocked

And I look forward to the Noah story!:
At publishing time, the teacher had teased next week’s Bible story, wherein the storied biblical patriarch Noah had one too many glasses of Welch’s and lay down in his tent with a tummy-ache.
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Post Da Sheik
I know the BB website is satire, but you would be amazed at the people that actually believe this. Acts Enthusiast
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Post Dave Dorsey
Da Sheik wrote:
I know the BB website is satire, but you would be amazed at the people that actually believe this.

We've had our fair share of grape juice truthers on this very forum! I'm sure I would be amazed at how widespread the belief actually is, though.		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Okay DD, I ain't reading nothing else you put on here! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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Bump! Lets rumble! LOL Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere
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Post Dave Dorsey
UncleJD wrote:
Bump! Lets rumble! LOL

I was so close to bumping this, but I thought, no, you can't bump your own thread. Don't be that guy.

Thanks for having my back bro. Laughing Laughing Laughing		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Da Sheik
Don't underestimate the power of the grape juice. It was enough to get the Corinthians drunk. Acts Enthusiast
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Post Dave Dorsey
You have to admit that if He turned the water into grape juice, the miracle is a little less impressive. I mean, the disciples could have done that with a few packets of Crystal Light. [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Dave Dorsey wrote:
You have to admit that if He turned the water into grape juice, the miracle is a little less impressive. I mean, the disciples could have done that with a few packets of Crystal Light.
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Dave Dorsey wrote:
You have to admit that if He turned the water into grape juice, the miracle is a little less impressive. I mean, the disciples could have done that with a few packets of Crystal Light.


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You know once you have had old Welch's Grape juice you don't want the new stuff Very Happy Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere
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Dave Dorsey wrote:
You have to admit that if He turned the water into grape juice, the miracle is a little less impressive. I mean, the disciples could have done that with a few packets of Crystal Light.


So they had a time machine, too? WOW Shocked Shocked Shocked Wink Wink Wink
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Dave Dorsey wrote:
You have to admit that if He turned the water into grape juice, the miracle is a little less impressive. I mean, the disciples could have done that with a few packets of Crystal Light.


Sorry man - the drinkers said it was the best of the night. Definitely not Crystal Light.
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Post Cojak
UncleJD wrote:
Its a whole new world at Acts-celerate these days.


I believe Doyle is thinking of an Acts Credit card that gives REWARDS POINTS! Cool Cool
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Teach them kids at a young age and they will believe it for the rest of their life. Laughing Acts Enthusiast
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Post Dave Dorsey
Can someone ping one of Acts' teetotalers and get them in here? It's not any fun playing on an empty court. [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Dave Dorsey wrote:
Can someone ping one of Acts' teetotalers and get them in here? It's not any fun playing on an empty court.


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