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General Mills Targets Calvinists With New 'Sovereignty Charms' Cereal (L)

 
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Post General Mills Targets Calvinists With New 'Sovereignty Charms' Cereal (L) Dave Dorsey


In addition to the standard Lucky Charms marshmallow shapes, the new cereal will feature new shapes like tulips, the Bible, beards, tobacco pipes, and craft beer bottles.

“These charms aren’t lucky—they’re chosen,” General Mills CEO Jeffrey Harmening told reporters.

Read more: https://babylonbee.com/news/general-mills-targets-calvinists-new-sovereignty-charms-cereal		 [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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6/15/19 12:02 pm
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Post Re: General Mills Targets Calvinists With New 'Sovereignty Charms' Cereal (L) diakoneo
Dave Dorsey wrote:


In addition to the standard Lucky Charms marshmallow shapes, the new cereal will feature new shapes like tulips, the Bible, beards, tobacco pipes, and craft beer bottles.

“These charms aren’t lucky—they’re chosen,” General Mills CEO Jeffrey Harmening told reporters.

Read more: https://babylonbee.com/news/general-mills-targets-calvinists-new-sovereignty-charms-cereal


I don't suppose John will have an Irish accent. Probably Olde English...perhaps Shakespearean.


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Post Re: General Mills Targets Calvinists With New 'Sovereignty Charms' Cereal (L) Dave Dorsey
diakoneo wrote:
I don't suppose John will have an Irish accent. Probably Olde English...perhaps Shakespearean.

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