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Just for fun--some dreams I've had lately
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Post Cojak
sheepdogandy wrote:
For years I have encouraged my people to eat something before coming to Sun AM service.

It has been my experience that the noon wall exists because folks get hungry.

I was about ready to place a large bowl filled with breakfast bars on the vestibule table.

Then I had this dream.

I had indeed placed the afore mentioned bowl.

I was preaching when I noticed people beginning to exit the sanctuary.

Eventually everyone had left.

I could not figure out why because I was not preaching anything controversial.

As I opened the side door into the hall way I saw two lines of folks waiting to gain entrance to the restrooms.


Needless to say NO BOWL of bars will be placed for the folks convenience.


I refuse to comment on that comment. Very Happy But I did laugh!
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Post Cojak
Dreams.
Last night I had the first dream I can remember in a long time. It was about a man who was instrumental in getting my wife and I together. He became a COG preacher, had A wonderful family and wife. A member of his church molested his daughter. He fell into depression. left his church. worked at several jobs, divorced. Became an alcoholic and died thousands of miles away from his place of birth.

WE were three couples, 2 people were dead. The third person of the six just died and was buried lately. That leaves three of the original. I figured that was the reason for the dream. It was a strange dream, I can only think it is because of the three couples, my wife and I are the only 'couple' left. We were all friends 60+ years ago. I cannot even explain the dream rationally. It was calm, is all i can say! My friend who had became an alcoholic was the center of the dream, he was alone, but seemed happy. ????
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Post bonnie knox
Okay, I had a doozey last night.
A woman who rehabilitated rescued wombats was massaging a young wombat that was really in bad condition. After she finished massaging it, it lay docilely on its back while she continued with a lecture she had been giving.
The wombat grew up to be a nice teenage boy with a headful of curly black hair.

The woman and boy were not people I recognized.
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Had a real nightmare last night. In the dream, about 20-25 woffies was chasin the ole timer down a dark forboding path, yellin "we agree an decree a thing concerning you OTCP. You shall accept and preach woffie theology." Over an over they decreed it. I was havin night sweats it was so horrible. Finally, I turned as did Paul to the demon possessed girl, rebuked ever single woffie teaching, an exegeted the group from whence they came. Feelin mighty good this mornin. Acts-pert Poster
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A few nights ago I dreamed about Tim Tebow. I don't know where that dream came from. There was a meal, and Tebow was sitting there, just finishing up his meal but already talking about going to Bo Jangles. There was a nice young lady sitting between us. (I didn't recognize her.) I was trying to devil some eggs. (A lot of my dreams involve me having difficulty proceeding with something.) A woman across from me was eating one of the eggs before I even had a chance to devil it. [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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