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Post Pastors is this you or one of your members :) (Link) diakoneo
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Man Unsure If He's Persecuted Because He's A Christian Or Because He's A Massive Jerk



http://babylonbee.com/news/man-unsure-hes-persecuted-hes-christian-hes-massive-jerk/

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Imma tell you I like this guys honesty. He admits he is a Jerk and is sure he is a Christian. Just doesn't know which is causing all this persecution.

Just a wild guess, me thinks it is because he is a JERK!

But I did like another article there:
Study Finds Connection Between Strong Foyer Coffee And Sound Church Theology! As I have heard COG preachers say: Now that will PREACH!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

It could be true! I have had some great coffee at some very good churches! Smile
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Cojak wrote:
Study Finds Connection Between Strong Foyer Coffee And Sound Church Theology!


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Cojak wrote:

But I did like another article there:
Study Finds Connection Between Strong Foyer Coffee And Sound Church Theology! As I have heard COG preachers say: Now that will PREACH!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

It could be true! I have had some great coffee at some very good churches! Smile


Yeah I liked that too. If I had coffee in my foyer it would be eight o'clock fresh ground...STRONG

Sorry no sugar or cream provided and certainly none of the panzie sweetened cream Twisted Evil
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diakoneo wrote:
Cojak wrote:

But I did like another article there:
Study Finds Connection Between Strong Foyer Coffee And Sound Church Theology! As I have heard COG preachers say: Now that will PREACH!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

It could be true! I have had some great coffee at some very good churches! Smile


Yeah I liked that too. If I had coffee in my foyer it would be eight o'clock fresh ground...STRONG

Sorry no sugar or cream provided and certainly none of the panzie sweetened cream Twisted Evil


I am smiling. I was raised on 8 o'clock coffee. It has been years since we used it. But I bought it the last time at the grocers. GOOD STUFF! Cool I feel better already! Wink
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Look at where that came from and check out their credibility.
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JLarry wrote:
Look at where that came from and check out their credibility.


The Babylon Bee

One of the great Christian Newspapers of our time

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