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Free advice about Doctors and Guns (smile)

 
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Post Free advice about Doctors and Guns (smile) Cojak
I think I will ask my Doctor if he is a gun owner to better my odds!
REad if you have time.......

Doctor?


A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are

120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is

0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
Health and Human Services.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.

is

80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups,

is

1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner

is

.0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI


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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed
by a doctor than by a gun owner!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Please alert your friends
to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Out of concern for the public at large,

We withheld the statistics on
Lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!
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Post OTCP, is already for banning doctors... Aaron Scott
at least honorary ones. Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology
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Post Re: OTCP, is already for banning doctors... Cojak
Aaron Scott wrote:
at least honorary ones.


Smile Smile
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Post Re: OTCP, is already for banning doctors... Dave Dorsey
Aaron Scott wrote:
at least honorary ones.

Hopefully we're all for banning honorary MDs. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing
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