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01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24285 **9/7/18 9:05 am**

I have been invited to speak at a HS reunion. That is unique since I am a HS dropout.
I plan to open with this:
About High school. I felt compelled to 'take up my books and leave like Lot in the OT:

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?' (read that carefully, and you have to laugh!)

If you have a better one give it to me! Thanks.
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Cojak, puns are the vilest kind of humor...

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6042 **9/7/18 3:48 pm**

So keep up the good work!

I enjoyed that.

Friendly Face Posts: 434 **9/8/18 7:57 am**

Cojak, you have a lot to offer those students. I think it is great they are having you speak there. The intellectuals already know they can become successful doctors, lawyers, engineers etc. However, they and many who are not the intellectual achievers will benefit greatly by your testimony of trusting in God, hard work, persistence and honesty in business dealings.

One of my favorite one liners: You know you are in a redneck church when the ushers are using hubcaps from a 1957 Chevy to take the offering.

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24285 **9/8/18 10:46 pm**

Thanks guys, I was a success. But mostly because I kept it right at 10 minutes! LOL

Now after the speech we sped south. We are in an RV park in LaGrange, GA headed for Del Rio and Acuna, MX. This coach sat for 4 months taking care of my sister and then settling her estate. I kept hearing it say, "When are we leaving!"

The old Diesel pusher stretched her legs. It is good to be on the road. Smile

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Some facts but mostly just my opinion!
jacsher@aol.com
http://shipslog-jack.blogspot.com/

Funny!

New Member Posts: 11 **9/9/18 6:41 am**

Good luck with your presentation