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Bound For Beaulah |
Glory to God hallalujah anyhow
i meen to tel you tha churches have gone to plum pot nowadays
i was asked to go to a revival service at one of thes uptown COG churches
i was not gonna go but my friend begged me to go so i went done there
well it was pitiful the service started and the singers got up to sing those worldy rock n roll songs they call praise.
they even had lights and coler beams going around just like a rock n roll show
well the pastors wife was leadin the worship with some others and she was sac chayin around like wonder women up there half dressed. its a plum shame the way the churches are nowadays
well i stood up and started walkin around the church bindin and prayin and people started coming to the alters. God used me to pull those demons away from the singing.
well anyhow the pastors wife started sayin some hogwash about returning to our seats that it was time for the message
what??? hogwash God was a movin in the alters but you just cut it off and the pastor allowed it shame shame shame
well the service was dead from that moment on
churches and pastors wont let God move in the churches anymore.
HOLINESS OR HELL
HOLINESS OR HELL
Beaulah |
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11/6/18 12:55 pm
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Nature Boy Florida |
The last person I saw "sac chayin" around was Aaron Scott.
It always concerns me when folks do that, too, Beaulah.
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11/6/18 1:06 pm
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| I’m so happy to hear that Beulah has a friend! |
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11/6/18 2:13 pm
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UncleJD |
| Bound For Beaulah wrote: | Glory to God hallalujah anyhow
i meen to tel you tha churches have gone to plum pot nowadays
Beaulah |
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11/6/18 2:27 pm
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I'm just curious who Beulah is.
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11/6/18 7:45 pm
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| Link wrote: | | I'm just curious who Beulah is. |
Don't you know?
She is OTCP's worship leader. 
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11/6/18 8:33 pm
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Mat |
Did she say the pastor's wife who was leading Praise and Worship looked like "Wonder Woman" on stage? Please tell me where this revival is, I feel the need to sit up front for the worship service!
Mat
PS I think the current Wonder Woman, the one from Israel, is very pretty, as was the one on the TV series. I got to see the TV Wonder Woman once in person at a political rally. I felt like a midget next to her. |
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11/7/18 9:22 am
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Nature Boy Florida |
| roughridercog wrote: | | Link wrote: | | I'm just curious who Beulah is. |
Don't you know?
She is OTCP's worship leader. |
Who is OTCP?
Never heard of him.
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11/7/18 11:31 am
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roughridercog |
| Nature Boy Florida wrote: | | roughridercog wrote: | | Link wrote: | | I'm just curious who Beulah is. |
Don't you know?
She is OTCP's worship leader. |
Who is OTCP?
Never heard of him. |
Say his name 3 times
OTCP, OTCP...
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11/7/18 3:46 pm
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jeremiah2911_4me |
Some days this parody is truly amsuing....some days like today when I've had it up to here with religious folks - - it AINT!! 
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11/7/18 6:19 pm
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| jeremiah2911_4me wrote: | | Some days this parody is truly amsuing....some days like today when I've had it up to here with religious folks - - it AINT!! |
Wait...are you saying religious folks can be problematic?
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jeremiah2911_4me |
| FLRon wrote: | | jeremiah2911_4me wrote: | | Some days this parody is truly amsuing....some days like today when I've had it up to here with religious folks - - it AINT!! |
Wait...are you saying religious folks can be problematic? |
Absolutely 
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11/10/18 11:47 am
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Link |
Plum Pot sounds like a good name for a Vietnamese dictator.
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11/11/18 9:14 pm
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| It’s not FOR you, it’s for Him. Unless God has spoken directly to you and said I don’t like this, you need to close your eyes, lift your hands and give God the glory He deserves. Btw I’m 62 yrs old |
Hey, DOC
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