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For a $200 Seed-Faith Gift, the Seven Blessings of the Mercy Seat are Yours

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/30/16 3:37 pm**

Yep, its that time agin fellers. It won't be long till the Easter season, an they is gonna be a heap a gimmicks comin from the Christian TV-ites. So, the ole timer is gonna commence one a his own:

The Seven Blessings of the Mercy Seat.

Based on the Ark of the Covenant, that although is no where to be found, still holds a important place for New Covenant believers. For a seed faith gift of $200 ($100 for each of the 2 cherubim what sat on top of the Ark of the Covenant), all the blessings of the Mercy Seat will be yours. What are those blessings?

1. Unlimited Freeze-Dried Manna from Jim Bakker's vast supply
2. Two Tiny Stone Tablets with the Decalogue wrote on em
3. A replica of Aaron's rod, in a size that can be used as a tie bar
4. Healing for 3 of the 4 corns on your left foot
5. A MP3 of Journey's song "Faithfully," from Paula White ministries
6. A hand signed copy of Steve Munsey's book, "How to Fleece God's People and Become Filthy Rich"
7. A two inch shofar touched by Larry and Tiz Huch

Send at $200 within the next 30 minutes to OTCP and git 5 free minutes to stand under the portal that opens once a year just out from Cleveland, TN.

Sorry, Old Timer, but... (L)

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1771 **1/30/16 8:01 pm**

you have the wrong emphasis on the upcoming season.

Where the focus of Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement) is "covering" and the "Mercy Seat" is key, the emphasis of Pesach (Passover) is "Redemption."

Need to come up with something more appropriate for the season like maybe a replica of the Shroud of Turin, or a picture of the nails used to nail Jesus to the Cross, or even a splinter from the Cross upon which Jesus was Crucified.

And for $550 you could give people a replica of the Holy Grail.

And, you can go to Amazon and purchase my book Seasons and Signs of Messiah's Coming and give them away, too.

http://www.amazon.com/Seasons-Signs-Messiahs-Coming-Ledbetter/dp/1507591578/ref=sr_1_6_twi_pap_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1454201970&sr=8-6&keywords=mark+ledbetter
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Re: Sorry, Old Timer, but... (L)

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/30/16 9:12 pm**

Re: Sorry, Old Timer, but... (L)

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1771 **1/30/16 11:51 pm**

Re: Sorry, Old Timer, but... (L)

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/31/16 1:52 pm**

Here's my Money now send me the stuff

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6385 **1/31/16 2:58 pm**

Re: Here's my Money now send me the stuff

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **1/31/16 4:13 pm**

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **2/1/16 1:13 pm**

Oh man....I missed my blessing, I didn't see this in time.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **2/1/16 1:22 pm**