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Acts Mod Posts: 25305 **3/7/20 7:21 pm**

A neck cracker?
You know the guy who when he prays for people puts one hand on the head and the other on the back of the neck, quick press backwards and down they go.

A head slapper?
You impact the forehead with enough force to cause them to lose their balance.

A rocker.
You pray for someone and get them swaying back and forth until...timber.

A theater major?
You gotta set up the scene like a line and then push the front one down and if the rest don't fall down...they must be unspiritual.

A gentleman?
You pray for people devoid of theatrics and gimmicks. If they go down, there are two culprits. God and self.

Thought this would be an interesting discussion as we are leading up to our camp meeting season. Laughing

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Acts Mod Posts: 3346 **3/8/20 1:12 pm**

It matters not to me is someone goes down. My concern is not falling. I am concerned about CHANGE.
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