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Humpty Trumpty said He'd Build a Wall...

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **8/16/16 2:10 pm**

Humpty Trumpty said he'd build a wall,
The Mexicans will pay fer it, was his clarion call.
But myriad conservatives voted Indy or not at all,
Which put Hillary in the White House, so the nation could fall

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **8/16/16 2:28 pm**

Chumpy Trumpy ran for Prez,
Gullible folks believe what he says,
They did not question his electability, (and demonized Megyn for doing so)
But plunged ahead with their futility.

Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere Posts: 3147 **8/16/16 2:42 pm**

Humpter Trumpters heard the word wall
They didn't question his sanity at all
All the Trumps words
And all the Trumps deeds
Prove that he's nuts but they just won't see

Humpter Trumpters want a big wall
They want Mexico to pay for it all,
The polls are all rigged
They are not good readers,
Unless those polls favor their leader

Humpty Trumpty sold a big wall
Humpty Trumpty didn't build it at all
All Trumpty's voters
Just don't understand
The Art of the Deal is about compromise man

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **8/16/16 3:13 pm**

Unless something changes, Humpty Trumpty will have a great fall and Hillary Dillary will have a great autumn.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **8/16/16 3:17 pm**

A Nursery Rhyme really describes this election.

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6385 **8/16/16 3:26 pm**

trumps a billionaire plus one penny ,
This is true said many many many.

He spends his money like a blue eyed scrooge
and tells us all its huge huge huge.

The campaign is run by those who cuss
but who really cares its tremendous , its tremendous its tremendous.

His money is kept in his personal vault
he may lose the election but it aint his fault.

Some say he's the truth and not a lie
As seen by some though a blinded eye.

So go to the polls and take a hard look
our choices are few , they both are a crook.

But one never knows the trump just may win
just sit back and enjoy , when the circus begins.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16646 **8/16/16 3:34 pm**

Hillary Dickory Doc
Lets wall street line her pock
Turn in your guns
I answer to no one
More money borrowed to come.
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[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **8/16/16 3:44 pm**

Humpty Dumpty sat on a precipice.
He and his opponent were fine, but what a horrible result for the rest of us.

Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere Posts: 3147 **8/16/16 4:03 pm**

This may become my favorite Acts thread ever. Keep it going.

Hillary Killary Bill
She lies and cheats and steals,
Whenever she's caught
She says "sorry I'm not"
I learned it in Art of the Deal

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16646 **8/16/16 4:49 pm**

An election haiku:

Hill light years ahead
Trumps ego and mouth widespread
Election day dread Evil or Very Mad

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Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere Posts: 3147 **8/16/16 5:05 pm**

There once was a show-off from Queens,
Who's air was much hotter than steam,
He said like a stooge
That his plans were all YUGE,
But his facts were all wrong it would seem

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24285 **8/17/16 11:38 pm**

Some of that stuff don't rhyme RIGHT! Shocked

but I guess this year one doesn't need Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Shocked

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