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 Anonymous Source Says Portal Will Open Over Hofstra University from 8:00-11:00 PM (EST) |
Old Time Country Preacher |
I just received a call in Pikeville from an anonymous source in the Knesset. He said that a heavenly portal will be open over Hofstra University from 8-11 PM (EST). This portal will transfer unusual vibes to a certain presidential candidate, who will speak with the tongues of men and of angels.
Don't ask, I can't tell yall who the source is. |
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9/26/16 7:04 pm
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| Re: Anonymous Source Says Portal Will Open Over Hofstra University from 8:00-11:00 PM (EST) |
roughridercog |
| Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | I just received a call in Pikeville from an anonymous source in the Knesset. He said that a heavenly portal will be open over Hofstra University from 8-11 PM (EST). This portal will transfer unusual vibes to a certain presidential candidate, who will speak with the tongues of men and of angels.
Don't ask, I can't tell yall who the source is. |
You been stealing Perry's sources?
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9/26/16 7:55 pm
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| Re: Anonymous Source Says Portal Will Open Over Hofstra University from 8:00-11:00 PM (EST) |
Old Time Country Preacher |
| roughridercog wrote: | | Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | I just received a call in Pikeville from an anonymous source in the Knesset. He said that a heavenly portal will be open over Hofstra University from 8-11 PM (EST). This portal will transfer unusual vibes to a certain presidential candidate, who will speak with the tongues of men and of angels.
Don't ask, I can't tell yall who the source is. |
You been stealing Perry's sources? |
Nope, I made few phone calls an found me a anonymous source. He said he knowed Perry's source, but my source is even more knowledgeable bout the end times than Perry's source. |
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9/26/16 10:25 pm
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Change Agent |
After watching the debate the portal must have opened on Hillary. Trump definitely did not speak with the tongue of men and angels.  |
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9/27/16 9:17 pm
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| Change Agent wrote: | | After watching the debate the portal must have opened on Hillary. Trump definitely did not speak with the tongue of men and angels. |
My man in the Knesset didn't tell me which one of the two it would be.  |
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9/27/16 9:32 pm
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c6thplayer1 |
| Sounds more like "Scriptures that cant be found". |
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9/27/16 9:35 pm
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