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 Me & Roughrider Done Some Dialoggin on the Phone Today. Jim Bakker is Gonna Have Some Competition |
Old Time Country Preacher |
Yep, momma drove me to a pay phone just outta Pikeville, an I gave ole Rough a phone call. I called him at 1-888-549-RUFF. Him an Momma Carol is gittin all packed up an ready to move to Branson. Now, once they git there an git all settled in, ole Rough is prayin bout startin his own TV ministry called, Roughin It with Roughrider.
Yep, ole Jimbo Bakker is gonna have a run for his money. Rough has got his own contacts with a survival food/gear company an gits a 20% break off the prices Jim Bakker gits it for. Rough is gonna play off a his name Roughrider, an the name a the show Roughin It with Roughrider is gonna be a "how to" kinda program teachin folk how to make it through the Tribulation without takin the Mark a the Beast.
Rough is gonna have everthing from his snak pak of "Tribulation Tidbits" to his "Apocalypse Applesauce," to momma Carol's freeze dried "Pre-Trib Pizza." An for them with a little sweet tooth, hey, they even got "False Prophet Frosties," a ice cream like dessert.
Look Out, Jim Bakker, Roughrider is comin to Branson................ |
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c6thplayer1 |
| If he dont make it in the TV Industry then he might have a chance with his dobro down there. Lots of good bluegrass down there. I think you might even enjoy some of that OT. |
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8/25/16 4:54 pm
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bonnie knox |
| c6thplayer1 wrote: | | If he dont make it in the TV Industry then he might have a chance with his dobro down there. Lots of good bluegrass down there. I think you might even enjoy some of that OT. |
Ole Timer would think he was in the Great Tribulation if he had to listen to that. |
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| bonnie knox wrote: | | c6thplayer1 wrote: | | If he dont make it in the TV Industry then he might have a chance with his dobro down there. Lots of good bluegrass down there. I think you might even enjoy some of that OT. |
Ole Timer would think he was in the Great Tribulation if he had to listen to that. |
Wouldn't at be something? Think about it, part of a fellers punishment in Hades would be to listen to Bluegrass gospel.  |
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8/25/16 8:45 pm
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bonnie knox |
| Ole Timer, I'm beginning to think you ain't sanctified. |
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8/25/16 8:52 pm
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c6thplayer1 |
| Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | | bonnie knox wrote: | | c6thplayer1 wrote: | | If he dont make it in the TV Industry then he might have a chance with his dobro down there. Lots of good bluegrass down there. I think you might even enjoy some of that OT. |
Ole Timer would think he was in the Great Tribulation if he had to listen to that. |
Wouldn't at be something? Think about it, part of a fellers punishment in Hades would be to listen to Bluegrass gospel. |
You would only have to listen to 3 songs to get the music for all the rest. Just think after 3 you could sing right along.
Now tell that this dont start your clock.
https://youtu.be/CWS6fXU79wc?list=PL8_dTB6oesMruA7K5euPXgo-A4M7XgH7Y&t=11 |
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8/25/16 9:14 pm
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Cojak |
| bonnie knox wrote: | | Ole Timer, I'm beginning to think you ain't sanctified. |
  'ats gettin air!
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| The disaster food that I'm selling on my program... |
roughridercog |
Is biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, greens, mashed potatoes with country gravy, grits, and sweet tea. That will get you through any disaster. My special $1000 gold key partners will get fried pies.
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| Re: The disaster food that I'm selling on my program... |
Cojak |
| roughridercog wrote: | | Is biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, greens, mashed potatoes with country gravy, grits, and sweet tea. That will get you through any disaster. My special $1000 gold key partners will get fried pies. |
Lemme know where to send the money and where to pick up the food and 'specially' the fried pies!
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| c6thplayer1 wrote: | | Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | | bonnie knox wrote: | | c6thplayer1 wrote: | | If he dont make it in the TV Industry then he might have a chance with his dobro down there. Lots of good bluegrass down there. I think you might even enjoy some of that OT. |
Ole Timer would think he was in the Great Tribulation if he had to listen to that. |
Wouldn't at be something? Think about it, part of a fellers punishment in Hades would be to listen to Bluegrass gospel. |
You would only have to listen to 3 songs to get the music for all the rest. Just think after 3 you could sing right along.
Now tell that this dont start your clock.
https://youtu.be/CWS6fXU79wc?list=PL8_dTB6oesMruA7K5euPXgo-A4M7XgH7Y&t=11 |
This is true. 
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