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 Which "Type of Paper" has the most Academic Utility: Degree Mill Docterates or a Roll of Charmin? |
Old Time Country Preacher |
Other than a feller usin the title in a unethical manner, in the real world of academics, which type of paper has the most utility, value, merit, significance and worth?
1. A Roll of Charmin?
2. A Degree Mill Docterate? |
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9/2/16 11:01 am
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bonnie knox |
Hey, Ole Timer, I appreciate ya branging this on over to another thread. I bout done hijacked a thread whair a feller was talkin bout a major accomplishment an bout how he was glad an preciative an all.
Anyhow, I figgered ya'd rank it sorta like is right ere.
Charmin
economy brand toilet paper
Sears catalogue, index pages
corn cobs
Sears catalogue, glossy pages
sheepskin parchment
maple leaves
oak leaves |
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9/2/16 11:21 am
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bonnie knox |
| P.S. the key is to take at air parchment and wad it up and stretch it out and wad it up and stretch it out to git it a little suppler. Stiff just ain't no account at all as fer as usefulness. Ya got to git it supple ta make it useful if ya git my drift. |
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9/2/16 11:33 am
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Old Time Country Preacher |
| bradfreeman wrote: | OTC = OCD
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Brad, son, as much as you rail on bout hyper-grace teachin, aint the above commend kinda like callin the kettle black? |
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9/2/16 5:54 pm
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