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Post What's wrong with you people???? Ernie Long
I sincerely asked a question about how you would baptize a retarded, handicap, 60+ yr old man who is afraid of water. True, in the original post I did not mention he was handicap, because it really isn't a physical issue as much as a mental issue.

I had no idea of how to baptize him. THIS MORNING I had the thought of laying a wet sponge on top of his head and squeezing it. Now I'm being accused of already knowing what I was going to do and just looking for someone to agree with me.

I don't know anyone personally on this board, I use my real name and I pastor a real church with real people who have real problems. I have better things to do with my time than sit and try to think up stuff to post or to comment on someone else's thread.

I was holding out on hope that this forum was changing toward the better, but once again hope lost.

Even if I already knew what I was going to do (I didn't) what was the harm of asking the question that I asked? Did I make any snide remarks to anyone? Did I tell anyone that their idea was stupid or wouldn't work? No, but what I did say was that I appreciated all the comments that were given.

Hopefully, you will be shown more grace than what was shown to me and not be falsely accused of something if you have a situation that you think someone on this forum might be able to help you with.

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Post Re: What's wrong with you people???? c6thplayer1
Ernie Long wrote:
I sincerely asked a question about how you would baptize a retarded, handicap, 60+ yr old man who is afraid of water. True, in the original post I did not mention he was handicap, because it really isn't a physical issue as much as a mental issue.

I had no idea of how to baptize him. THIS MORNING I had the thought of laying a wet sponge on top of his head and squeezing it. Now I'm being accused of already knowing what I was going to do and just looking for someone to agree with me.

I don't know anyone personally on this board, I use my real name and I pastor a real church with real people who have real problems. I have better things to do with my time than sit and try to think up stuff to post or to comment on someone else's thread.

I was holding out on hope that this forum was changing toward the better, but once again hope lost.

Even if I already knew what I was going to do (I didn't) what was the harm of asking the question that I asked? Did I make any snide remarks to anyone? Did I tell anyone that their idea was stupid or wouldn't work? No, but what I did say was that I appreciated all the comments that were given.

Hopefully, you will be shown more grace than what was shown to me and not be falsely accused of something if you have a situation that you think someone on this forum might be able to help you with.

Peace


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Post Re: What's wrong with you people???? Quiet Wyatt
And I sincerely answered. Don't ask if you don't want an answer.
Ernie Long wrote:
I sincerely asked a question about how you would baptize a retarded, handicap, 60+ yr old man who is afraid of water. True, in the original post I did not mention he was handicap, because it really isn't a physical issue as much as a mental issue.

I had no idea of how to baptize him. THIS MORNING I had the thought of laying a wet sponge on top of his head and squeezing it. Now I'm being accused of already knowing what I was going to do and just looking for someone to agree with me.

I don't know anyone personally on this board, I use my real name and I pastor a real church with real people who have real problems. I have better things to do with my time than sit and try to think up stuff to post or to comment on someone else's thread.

I was holding out on hope that this forum was changing toward the better, but once again hope lost.

Even if I already knew what I was going to do (I didn't) what was the harm of asking the question that I asked? Did I make any snide remarks to anyone? Did I tell anyone that their idea was stupid or wouldn't work? No, but what I did say was that I appreciated all the comments that were given.

Hopefully, you will be shown more grace than what was shown to me and not be falsely accused of something if you have a situation that you think someone on this forum might be able to help you with.

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Ernie, Ernie, that was just one poster's opinion wasn't it? there were many replies and most were positive I thought. Maybe the problem isn't with the board as much as it is with thin-skin on some folks part? There are ALWAYS going to be people who seem a little disagreeable when you catch them on a bad day. Take it in stride brother. Pray about what to do and squeeze that sponge or ladle it over his head with your hands from a basin if you want to do and you feel no condemnation from the Lord in prayer and receive it in faith. Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere
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It seems to me that it is Ernie who is being a little thin skinned. [Insert Acts Pun Here]
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Post Cojak
Hey Ernie, I must not have read the comment that set you off, but I thought it was a good post and from what I read, some good advice or ideas. It is a situation others could face.

I hate you got bummed, but there is always one or even more who love to shot from the hip. This post surprised me. I was away for a day. Confused

Now I will go read the post and see where the FIRE came from.
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That's a tough issue. I believe in 'thorough soaking'-- which is best done by immersion. The Old Testament says 'wash his whole body with water and let him be unclean until even.' I believe this sort of ritual is the historical root of water baptism.

I'm probably a bit more 'sacramental' in my view of baptism than the typical American evangelical or Pentecostal though, associating it more with salvation than a lot of US evangelicals. (I say US because I find that many Asian Pentecostals and Evangelicals are less likely to think of baptism as unrelated to becoming a Christian than Americans are.)

Peter said, "Repent and be baptized... for the remission of sins..."
Peter said, "...baptism now saves you..."
Jesus said in Mark, "He that believes and is baptized shall be saved..."
Ananias told Paul, "...be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord."

Jesus wanted the nations baptized and disciples. He didn't just want us to have them repeat prayers or to pray by themselves at an altar.

My point is that it's important to do it right, whatever that means, not some meaningless ritual that isn't important.

When it comes to water baptism, even as an issue of conscience, I wouldn't want someone to wonder whether their baptism was valid over an issue of sprinkling or pouring. I've had a conversation with someone who regretted he'd just had water poured on his head.

I do wonder sometimes about those who have an intense fear of being immersed in baptism, if there may not be a spiritual root to it. That's why I suggested praying for deliverance first.
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Post Nature Boy Florida
Agreed Ernie.

I thought this place had turned for the better too - but then some guy posts on here and calls some one "retarded".

Very sad. Evil or Very Mad
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Post What's wrong with me? JLarry
Well lets see.

I am:
Old, not as old as Cojak
Overweight, but not as mush as I have been
Imperfect, but asking the Lord to cleanse me
Don't pray enough
Don't read the Bible enough
Don't witness enough
Don't love as I should
Not patient enough
Not educated enough
Don't preach as good as Mark Williams
Send to much time doing nothing, like watching TV
Not wealthy, but God supplies my need

I do not have the time to list everything wrong with me, nor will read all of it.

You know what? The Lord loves me in spite of weaknesses.

As far as not responding to your post. I do not respond to all post. Sorry you were offended.
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Post Ernie Long
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Agreed Ernie.

I thought this place had turned for the better too - but then some guy posts on here and calls some one "retarded".

Very sad. Evil or Very Mad


I know NB... but what are you gonna ya do with people like that? I guess some people just don't know how to be politically correct. Shocked
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Nature Boy Florida wrote:
Agreed Ernie.

I thought this place had turned for the better too - but then some guy posts on here and calls some one "retarded".

Very sad. Evil or Very Mad


That used to be the proper term. But it was used as an insult, so they came up with 'special' and 'mentally handicapped' and 'mentally challenged.' Make it long enough and people may not use it as an insult.

'Idiot' used to be the proper term, but that came to be used as an insult as well.
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Post Cojak
Not politically correct is good at times. Wink Cool And maybe at times not. I am a middle of the roader myself. many times a fence straddler, but always, always try to end on the side of MY LORD! I have been known to change my mind a complete 180 degrees (Not often, but I have)

I am not sure this is a PC problem, more a personality clash. But not enough to separate brothers, disagreement is not always bad. I have read even men of GOD disagreed and both stayed right with God. Smile

There seems to be exceptions to a lot of rules. I agree with Link MOSTLy, but there was at least one exception, the thief on the cross. BAptism was impossible, but it was an exception. Down deep I feel the method doesn't matter as much as the heart's position. I know, I know that has been said.
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Also in my heart I know Ernie ain't gonna stand in public and say he is baptizing a 'retarded' person.
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Also in my heart I know Ernie ain't gonna stand in public and say he is baptizing a 'retarded' person.


I like your confidence, Cojak. I was beginning to think Ernie would like to dunk a bunch of [Acts posters]. Wink
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Post Re: What's wrong with you people???? georgiapath
c6thplayer1 wrote:
Ernie Long wrote:
I sincerely asked a question about how you would baptize a retarded, handicap, 60+ yr old man who is afraid of water. True, in the original post I did not mention he was handicap, because it really isn't a physical issue as much as a mental issue.

I had no idea of how to baptize him. THIS MORNING I had the thought of laying a wet sponge on top of his head and squeezing it. Now I'm being accused of already knowing what I was going to do and just looking for someone to agree with me.

I don't know anyone personally on this board, I use my real name and I pastor a real church with real people who have real problems. I have better things to do with my time than sit and try to think up stuff to post or to comment on someone else's thread.

I was holding out on hope that this forum was changing toward the better, but once again hope lost.

Even if I already knew what I was going to do (I didn't) what was the harm of asking the question that I asked? Did I make any snide remarks to anyone? Did I tell anyone that their idea was stupid or wouldn't work? No, but what I did say was that I appreciated all the comments that were given.

Hopefully, you will be shown more grace than what was shown to me and not be falsely accused of something if you have a situation that you think someone on this forum might be able to help you with.

Peace


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Also in my heart I know Ernie ain't gonna stand in public and say he is baptizing a 'retarded' person.


I like your confidence, Cojak. I was beginning to think Ernie would like to dunk a bunch of [Acts posters]. Wink


A drunk stumble upon a Baptism service at a creek, everyone was lined up to be baptized and since he was use to standing in lines, he got in this one, not realizing what he was in line for. Finally, he made it to the bank of the creek and a couple of men lead him into the water. They turned him around to face everyone on the bank of the creek. One of the men asked him "Have you found Jesus?" in which the drunk replied, "No" and no sooner had he said no, the man pushed him under the water. He raised the drunk up out of the water and he was spitting, rubbing his eyes and trying to catch his breath. The man asked the drunk again, "Have you found Jesus?" and again the drunk replied, "No", under the water he went again. The drunk raised up out of the water again spitting water, rubbing his eyes, and gasping for air, A third time the man asked the drunk, "Have you found Jesus?" in which the drunk replied, "No, are you sure this is where he went in at?

Just saying. Wink
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Ernie Long wrote:
bonnie knox wrote:
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Also in my heart I know Ernie ain't gonna stand in public and say he is baptizing a 'retarded' person.


I like your confidence, Cojak. I was beginning to think Ernie would like to dunk a bunch of [Acts posters]. Wink


A drunk stumble upon a Baptism service at a creek, everyone was lined up to be baptized and since he was use to standing in lines, he got in this one, not realizing what he was in line for. Finally, he made it to the bank of the creek and a couple of men lead him into the water. They turned him around to face everyone on the bank of the creek. One of the men asked him "Have you found Jesus?" in which the drunk replied, "No" and no sooner had he said no, the man pushed him under the water. He raised the drunk up out of the water and he was spitting, rubbing his eyes and trying to catch his breath. The man asked the drunk again, "Have you found Jesus?" and again the drunk replied, "No", under the water he went again. The drunk raised up out of the water again spitting water, rubbing his eyes, and gasping for air, A third time the man asked the drunk, "Have you found Jesus?" in which the drunk replied, "No, are you sure this is where he went in at?

Just saying. Wink


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