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I wonder something...

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **9/21/16 7:39 pm**

don't you?

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 8:01 pm**

Yes, I wonder why they put food coloring in dog food. Dogs probably can't see the difference and don't care.

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 9:20 pm**

I wonder why we don't have any better candidates running for President.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **9/21/16 9:28 pm**

I've often kinda wondered why women have to keep gittin "permanents" in their hair. Looks like they oughtta either call it a "temporary" or either just git the "permanent" one time.

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 9:30 pm**

Ole Timer, I'll bet you've wondered why folk drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 15570 **9/21/16 9:33 pm**

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 9:36 pm**

I wonder if they have a cheap instrument that won't keep its tune.
I wonder if those little pegs are a mite loose.

(Edited. I wonder why I put an apostrophe in its.)

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 9:37 pm**

I wonder if there really is a Chinese song called Tu Ning.

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 9:50 pm**

I wonder why some people would rather ride in my tail pipe than pass. Once, I was coming around the Beltline in Raleigh, and there were lanes to my left for folks that wanted to pass, but a woman got right behind me (with less than 2 seconds between us). I eased off the accelerator. I guess she WONDERED why I was slowing down. I wondered why it didn't occur to her to use another lane. Then I wondered how much I would have to slow down before she would pass. I don't wonder that anymore because I tried it. I had to slow down to about 10 mph below the speed limit before she would pass!
Recently, I was headed out to the grocery store on a state highway. Kind of rural, but a reasonable amount of traffic. A car blew up behind me like they were headed to a fire. I figured in they were in such a big hurry I would let them pass when I got to the passing zone. I slowed down and moved as far right in my lane as I could. Still they wouldn't pass. Fine, if I have to pull over to let them around, I would do it. I had to practically stop. Then they tooted the horn like they still couldn't figure out what to do.
I wondered if they were on drugs or if they were too narrow minded to figure out what to do if they wanted to go faster than the car in front of them.
I wondered if they routinely went about driving over the speed limit and getting upset with people who kept within a few mph of the speed limit.

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 10:18 pm**

I wonder if Chief Charging Battery will be safe when he drives to Charlotte tomorrow.
I'm sad to hear about the rioting.

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/21/16 10:23 pm**

I wonder if a new air filter will fix what's ailing my lawn mower.
I wonder if I can pick up an air filter at Walmart.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **9/22/16 4:41 am**

I wonder why I wander.

Acts Mod Posts: 3346 **9/22/16 7:06 am**

I wonder why black funeral homes have white hearse and white funeral home have black hearse.

At least that is the way it is in my part of the country.

I wonder why the question of race is on so many applications. What should my color have to do with anything.
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Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **9/22/16 11:30 am**

I wonder why nobody comments about the lack of white people in a black church but condemns the lack of blacks in a white church. I know, that was racist of me to bring up. I wonder why?

Golf Cart Mafia Capo Posts: 2960 **9/23/16 12:27 pm**

I've always wondered why we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 14803 **9/23/16 12:39 pm**

I wonder why posters on Acts repeat things I've said as if I never said them.

Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **9/23/16 12:45 pm**

I wonder why people continue to write "loose" when they really mean "lose?" I mean, how difficult is it? Laughing

Golf Cart Mafia Consigliere Posts: 3382 **9/23/16 4:58 pm**