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 Mrs. Roughrider took on the serpent and won |
roughridercog |
Last Wednesday night, Mrs. Roughrider and I along with a few church people were working our children's ministry. She had told the story of Elijah going to heaven in a whirlwind. She had prepared a cut out Elijah and attached him to a helium balloon and was taking it outside so they could watch him ascend.
She opened the basement door and in crawled a small 10 inch copperhead snake. The ladies scattered and Mrs. Roughrider, still wearing workbooks, proceeded to stomp it to death.
Me? I had left to go upstairs and heard about it afterwards. Needless to say, I have spread a significant amount of snake repellant around the church.
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| Re: Mrs. Roughrider took on the serpent and won |
Old Time Country Preacher |
| roughridercog wrote: | Last Wednesday night, Mrs. Roughrider and I along with a few church people were working our children's ministry. She had told the story of Elijah going to heaven in a whirlwind. She had prepared a cut out Elijah and attached him to a helium balloon and was taking it outside so they could watch him ascend.
She opened the basement door and in crawled a small 10 inch copperhead snake. The ladies scattered and Mrs. Roughrider, still wearing workbooks, proceeded to stomp it to death.
Me? I had left to go upstairs and heard about it afterwards. Needless to say, I have spread a significant amount of snake repellant around the church. |
Now THATS how to handle a serpent............. |
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5/14/16 4:03 pm
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| Re: Mrs. Roughrider took on the serpent and won |
roughridercog |
| Tom Sterbens wrote: | | roughridercog wrote: |
Me? I had left to go upstairs and heard about it afterwards. |
Were you scared when you heard about it? |
No, I just went and got snake repellant and was thankful she wasn't bit.
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| Re: Mrs. Roughrider took on the serpent and won |
diakoneo |
| Old Time Country Preacher wrote: | | roughridercog wrote: | Last Wednesday night, Mrs. Roughrider and I along with a few church people were working our children's ministry. She had told the story of Elijah going to heaven in a whirlwind. She had prepared a cut out Elijah and attached him to a helium balloon and was taking it outside so they could watch him ascend.
She opened the basement door and in crawled a small 10 inch copperhead snake. The ladies scattered and Mrs. Roughrider, still wearing workbooks, proceeded to stomp it to death.
Me? I had left to go upstairs and heard about it afterwards. Needless to say, I have spread a significant amount of snake repellant around the church. |
Now THATS how to handle a serpent............. |
I was thinking, "He's under my feet, he's under my feet...Satan is under my feet!"  |
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