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Post Slick Willie Back in the White House Methocostal
Can you imagine how excited slick Willie is at this time. Soooo close to getting back in the White House. He won't even be distracted by annoying cabinet meetings, calling on legislators to vote on his favorite proposals, traveling to foreign countries to meet with despots from 3rd world countries. All he will have on his hands will be TIME.

He will finally have time to chase all the fresh young interns that Hillary brings in. Since Hillary will be busy gallivanting around the world, he will be left at home -- alone -- with the Lincoln bedroom at his personal disposal. Naturally, he may not have access to the Oval office since Hillary will be sure to let the Secret Service know he is persona non grata in the oval office. But, he still has plenty of room in the private quarters. He won't have quite the allure of being able to seduce innocent interns, barely out of college, but he will still have lots of opportunities.

He can probably hardly contain himself right now thinking of all the opportunities that await him. He doesn't have to worry about perjuring himself and risking impeachment so he can do whatever he cares. At least I don't think the "First Gentleman" can be impeached. I think he will have pretty much free reign to do whatever he pleases. I would say he may still have Monica's phone number, but she is probably far too old for him now as he will set his sights on the young wide eyed interns that will shortly invade the White House.

Any other ideas out there on how he will occupy his time? Smile

Hey, folks, we may as well start laughing about it rather than crying.
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Post Re: Slick Willie Back in the White House Dean Steenburgh
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Can you imagine how excited slick Willie is at this time. Soooo close to getting back in the White House. He won't even be distracted by annoying cabinet meetings, calling on legislators to vote on his favorite proposals, traveling to foreign countries to meet with despots from 3rd world countries. All he will have on his hands will be TIME.

He will finally have time to chase all the fresh young interns that Hillary brings in. Since Hillary will be busy gallivanting around the world, he will be left at home -- alone -- with the Lincoln bedroom at his personal disposal. Naturally, he may not have access to the Oval office since Hillary will be sure to let the Secret Service know he is persona non grata in the oval office. But, he still has plenty of room in the private quarters. He won't have quite the allure of being able to seduce innocent interns, barely out of college, but he will still have lots of opportunities.

He can probably hardly contain himself right now thinking of all the opportunities that await him. He doesn't have to worry about perjuring himself and risking impeachment so he can do whatever he cares. At least I don't think the "First Gentleman" can be impeached. I think he will have pretty much free reign to do whatever he pleases. I would say he may still have Monica's phone number, but she is probably far too old for him now as he will set his sights on the young wide eyed interns that will shortly invade the White House.

Any other ideas out there on how he will occupy his time? Smile

Hey, folks, we may as well start laughing about it rather than crying.


I agree for the most part. He will have to settle for Marge in the secretarial pool but he'll be back in the game for sure. I see a book deal forming as somebody will keep quiet but yet keep track of his 'Slickness' & end up writing a tell all for millions.
The women will suffer from abuse & Hillary will squack like she really cares hahaha.



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Post Re: Slick Willie Back in the White House Methocostal
"Marge in the secretarial pool". Too funny. My how the mighty have fallen.

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Can you imagine how excited slick Willie is at this time. Soooo close to getting back in the White House. He won't even be distracted by annoying cabinet meetings, calling on legislators to vote on his favorite proposals, traveling to foreign countries to meet with despots from 3rd world countries. All he will have on his hands will be TIME.

He will finally have time to chase all the fresh young interns that Hillary brings in. Since Hillary will be busy gallivanting around the world, he will be left at home -- alone -- with the Lincoln bedroom at his personal disposal. Naturally, he may not have access to the Oval office since Hillary will be sure to let the Secret Service know he is persona non grata in the oval office. But, he still has plenty of room in the private quarters. He won't have quite the allure of being able to seduce innocent interns, barely out of college, but he will still have lots of opportunities.

He can probably hardly contain himself right now thinking of all the opportunities that await him. He doesn't have to worry about perjuring himself and risking impeachment so he can do whatever he cares. At least I don't think the "First Gentleman" can be impeached. I think he will have pretty much free reign to do whatever he pleases. I would say he may still have Monica's phone number, but she is probably far too old for him now as he will set his sights on the young wide eyed interns that will shortly invade the White House.

Any other ideas out there on how he will occupy his time? Smile

Hey, folks, we may as well start laughing about it rather than crying.


I agree for the most part. He will have to settle for Marge in the secretarial pool but he'll be back in the game for sure. I see a book deal forming as somebody will keep quiet but yet keep track of his 'Slickness' & end up writing a tell all for millions.
The women will suffer from abuse & Hillary will squack like she really cares hahaha.



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Post Re: Slick Willie Back in the White House Old Time Country Preacher
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Can you imagine how excited slick Willie is at this time. Soooo close to getting back in the White House. He won't even be distracted by annoying cabinet meetings, calling on legislators to vote on his favorite proposals, traveling to foreign countries to meet with despots from 3rd world countries. All he will have on his hands will be TIME.

He will finally have time to chase all the fresh young interns that Hillary brings in. Since Hillary will be busy gallivanting around the world, he will be left at home -- alone -- with the Lincoln bedroom at his personal disposal. Naturally, he may not have access to the Oval office since Hillary will be sure to let the Secret Service know he is persona non grata in the oval office. But, he still has plenty of room in the private quarters. He won't have quite the allure of being able to seduce innocent interns, barely out of college, but he will still have lots of opportunities.

He can probably hardly contain himself right now thinking of all the opportunities that await him. He doesn't have to worry about perjuring himself and risking impeachment so he can do whatever he cares. At least I don't think the "First Gentleman" can be impeached. I think he will have pretty much free reign to do whatever he pleases. I would say he may still have Monica's phone number, but she is probably far too old for him now as he will set his sights on the young wide eyed interns that will shortly invade the White House.

Any other ideas out there on how he will occupy his time? Smile

Hey, folks, we may as well start laughing about it rather than crying.


Even the thought of it make the ole timer want to vomit.
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He can probably hardly contain himself right now thinking of all the opportunities that await him. He doesn't have to worry about perjuring himself and risking impeachment so he can do whatever he cares.



I thought he did that anyway.
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Yes he did and was impeached. However, he wasn't removed from office as he should have been. I should have added that part.

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He can probably hardly contain himself right now thinking of all the opportunities that await him. He doesn't have to worry about perjuring himself and risking impeachment so he can do whatever he cares.



I thought he did that anyway.
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