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'Check in my spirit' fund raising sermon

Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **4/13/20 12:30 am**

I had an idea a long time ago for something along the lines of a satire of some of the unseemly extremes of prosperity preaching, but couldn't think of a way to do it without it being mean. But maybe this would work.

Have a video of a puppet preaching and post it online. Call it 'How NOT to preach on finances.'

The puppet says, "People tell me, 'Preacher, when you preach about money, I get a check in my spirit. Well, now, don't you leave that check in your spirit. You've got to activate that check. Get out your checkbook and right that check. Make sure you've got something that is not a zero on the left. But put a whole bunch of zeros on the right. And then mail that check to me. That check 'aint doing you no good in your spirit. Sow that check, so you can get lots more checks in your spirit."
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[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 13654 **4/13/20 3:33 am**

That is really funny. And very good satire because unfortunately it doesn't seem far from reality.

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Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 6042 **4/13/20 8:29 am**

You must take that check out of the spiritual realm and bring it into the physical realm for you to be blessed.

To be a millionaire in your heart is not the same as being a millionaire at the bank.

01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24285 **4/13/20 8:37 pm**

Thanks for the smile, Link! Smile

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Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **5/4/20 10:17 pm**