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Cojak |
Guy shopping for a lawyer with one simple question:
Sir, what is two plus 2?
The first attorney (called Brad) answers FOUR? Why do you ask? The guy says just curious. We may talk later.
The next attorney checks his computer and past histories and comes up with the foggy answer of ‘approximately four!’ but I can check further. Thanks and off to the third.
The third attorney Smiles at the man, leans across his desk toward the future client and asks,
“What would you like for it to be?”
I have known folks like that!!!!
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| Re: Looking for an Attorney (joke) |
c6thplayer1 |
| Cojak wrote: | Guy shopping for a lawyer with one simple question:
Sir, what is two plus 2?
The first attorney (called Brad) answers FOUR? Why do you ask? The guy says just curious. We may talk later.
The next attorney checks his computer and past histories and comes up with the foggy answer of ‘approximately four!’ but I can check further. Thanks and off to the third.
The third attorney Smiles at the man, leans across his desk toward the future client and asks,
“What would you like for it to be?”
I have known folks like that!!!!
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2/26/16 11:39 am
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| Re: Looking for an Attorney (joke) |
Old Time Country Preacher |
| Cojak wrote: | “What would you like for it to be?”
I have known folks like that!!!!
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I've known preachers like at!!!!!!!! |
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2/26/16 12:06 pm
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| Paul Walker's story |
doyle |
When he was on radio regularly here in the Atlanta area, Paul Walker once shared this story as he preached at Mt. Paran.
A lawyer's water pipes froze and busted during a winter cold spell. He called a plumber and in about an hour, the plumber had it all fixed. He handed the lawyer the bill for $600.
The lawyer almost went into shock.
"You only worked an hour and you are charging me $600? I'm an attorney and I don't make $600 an hour!" the lawyer hollered.
The plumber replied, "When I was a lawyer I didn't make $600 an hour either."
Paul Walker's radio program was one of the best. He had one of the largest listening audiences in Atlanta.
Doyle
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2/27/16 6:06 pm
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| Re: Paul Walker's story |
Cojak |
| doyle wrote: | When he was on radio regularly here in the Atlanta area, Paul Walker once shared this story as he preached at Mt. Paran.
A lawyer's water pipes froze and busted during a winter cold spell. He called a plumber and in about an hour, the plumber had it all fixed. He handed the lawyer the bill for $600.
The lawyer almost went into shock.
"You only worked an hour and you are charging me $600? I'm an attorney and I don't make $600 an hour!" the lawyer hollered.
The plumber replied, "When I was a lawyer I didn't make $600 an hour either."
Paul Walker's radio program was one of the best. He had one of the largest listening audiences in Atlanta.
Doyle |
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