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Best and worst church names

Acts-celerater Posts: 902 **12/8/12 1:39 pm**

What are some of the coolest and some of the goofiest church names you have heard?
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Acts Mod Posts: 25305 **12/8/12 2:21 pm**

The Original Church of God Number 2
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Acts Mod Posts: 3346 **12/8/12 2:24 pm**

Second Baptist.

Never heard of a Second Church of God. Or Second Methodist.

Acts Mod Posts: 3346 **12/8/12 2:25 pm**

Church of God of the Apostles Prophets and Bishops

Acts-celerater Posts: 684 **12/8/12 3:55 pm**

No Hope Primitive Baptist Church

https://www.facebook.com/pages/No-Hope-Primitive-Baptist-Church/187041464708404

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Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1021 **12/8/12 4:53 pm**

Balaam's Ass Redeemed Christian Church of God in Mountmellick, Ireland.

(I kid you not)

http://www.blackukonline.com/christiandirectory/listing.php?id=1025
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[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 12817 **12/8/12 4:58 pm**

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I knew one in the 60's:
Church of the Lord Jesus Christ latter Day Saints and the Apostolic Faith

I'd sure need a stamp to write checks or make deposits! Wink

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01000001 01100011 01110100 01110011 Posts: 24285 **12/8/12 6:36 pm**

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Tabernacle of Faith - Holy Ghost in the Hills.
State Road 19 · Howey in the Hills, Florida · 34737

Used to drive past this one, It always made me smile.
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[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 12817 **12/8/12 7:43 pm**

One of the longest and funniest church names I've heard is, "The Church of the Living God, the Pillar and Ground of Truth, Which He Purchased With His Own Blood, Inc."

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Acts-pert Poster Posts: 16509 **12/8/12 8:28 pm**

There is a church in South Georgia that I saw. I don't remember the name but just under the name, it read: "Holiness to the Bone."

[Insert Acts Pun Here] Posts: 12817 **12/8/12 8:59 pm**

Acts-dicted Posts: 7821 **12/8/12 10:26 pm**

BEST: Church of God Zilla, WA

Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1037 **12/8/12 10:48 pm**

Years ago in Alma, Ga there was a church named "The Very Spirit of Christ New Jerusalem Holiness Church."

There is one is Valdosta, Ga named House of God Saints in Christ. Right under the name they have it abbreviated, H.O.G.S.I.C. I always get tickled at the abbreviation.

Acts-perienced Poster Posts: 11849 **12/9/12 12:03 am**

This isn't going to be a winner, but here goes

Gereja Mangga Besar

Which can be translated as "The Church of the Big Mango".

Mangga Besar is also a part of town in Jakarta, though. I think my translation is other funnier than "Big Manggo Church".
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Acts Enthusiast Posts: 1924 **12/9/12 12:28 am**

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 5657 **12/9/12 3:39 am**

Hon. Dr. in Acts-celeratology Posts: 5657 **12/9/12 3:40 am**

There is a church near Russelville, Alabama called Burnout Baptist. Burnout is the community name. Shocked

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